Give us money. MOOONNNEEEY – we want cash and we want you to give it to us no questions asked. We will know what to do with it. You don’t need to trust us as we will use it in order to think about ways on how to save your soul. We will never give you anything tangible for it and if it ever turns out that Climate Change is not the calamity that we say it is now, well then you should be happy and rejoice. Oh, whats some petty cash if you just learned that you will not die after all. That’s what they want – CAAASSSHHH.
Academics have demanded career breaks so they can save the planet from climate change as they warn that “humanity is on a precipice”.